| JS: Good morning! Have a seat and listen to the announcements – they’re supposed to make an announcement about a meeting that I’m to attend. Somebody let me know when you hear it, ok? T and CT: Is ok if we go ahead and open one of the windows? It’s already hot in here. JS: Sure, it is hot already. Announcer: Please stand for the pledge. JS: Stand up people! Students stand. Some put hands on their hearts and say the pledge. Announcements take place and finish. The class is quiet. L: I didn’t hear any announcement about your meeting. JS: Me neither. Maybe they’ll announce it this afternoon. Ok, get your journals out. Anybody seen K this morning? K: Over here. JS: I just counted you absent and HR present. Good thing I asked before I submitted it. Tomorrow try being in your assigned seat. JS finishes taking roll. JS: Today is February 7, 2008. Remember during your writing time you should be WRITING and not talking. We all have time to share at the end. Today your prompt is… JP comes through the door and, taking the wrong seat, grins. JS: JP tardy slip? JP: Aw, come on. Cut me some slack. I don’t have to report tardy. JS: JP you know the rules. Go get your tardy slip. JP: YOU don’t have to make me get a tardy slip. JS: JP, yes I do. If I expect my bosses to back me up then I have to enforce their rules as well. JP: You just don’t like me. JS: My doing my job has nothing to do with whether I like you. Now get to the office. JS turns away from JP and to the front board where the topic is written. JS: Today’s topic is a student suggested topic: He started crying. Everyone ready? Time begins now. JP approaches JS who is already writing at her podium in front of the class. JP: Mrs. S – JS: I can’t hear you. I’m writing. JP leaves the room. The class is silent during the duration of writing time. Some students laugh quiet laughs as they write. Beep! JS: OK. Finish up. C, CQ, CT and others: Oh! Just a few more minutes! JS: You can finish up while others share. Any volunteers? CQ: I will in just a minute. K: I’ll go. Z: I’ll go too. JS: Ok. We have K at bat and Z up on deck. Any others? Volunteers raise their hands. JS: Alright, um, CW, and then AH. Anyone else we’ll get in a minute. OK K go. K: I was riding my bike when I hit a pothole and flew over the handle bars… K ends by showing the scar on his arm. Z: I cried when my girlfriend broke up with me… Girls in class: Oh! JS: Girls are suckers for the sensitive type Z. Keep it up! Z sits back in his seat and smiles. HR enters the room with a tardy slip in hand. CW: A was skateboarding when he did a fly boy and landed on his left leg. He cried when he realized his leg was broken… S: What is a fly boy? CW: You know, skater moves. SS: I don’t think he knows what it is. CW: Do to. CW begins gesturing with his arms the move. While others share, JP returns to the room and places a tardy slip on Mrs. S’s desk. JP: Are you happy now? JS: No, I’d rather you be here on time to write with us. JP: I’ll probably get in-school for a few days for this. JS: You promise? JP glares at JS. JS: I’m just teasing JP. I really hope you don’t get ISAD. JG: I hope he does. JS: Alright, get your notebooks out and lets continue our OGT practice. Students write four paragraphs on a given prompt each from a different point of view. AH: The owner of the car would be mad. I don’t think they’d worry about the bear. CQ: I’d worry about it eating me! SC: I think the park ranger would be more upset that this is making his park look unsafe because someone left food in their car. JS: Great connections guys! SS: I feel sorry for the bear! JS: Moving on now, you want to be sure you have your sources cited with in your paper today. If you still need someone to help you with your draft today is the day to have that done too. We’ll be in the computer lab beginning tomorrow. JP sit down and quit wandering the room. JP continues to walk around the room. JS watches him for a minute. JS: Do you need help with something JP? JP: I just don’t understand why you made me get a tardy. JS: It’s the rules. And just who got you the tardy? JP sits down. JS addresses the class: Today you are going to complete the worksheet Progress Book III. Many of you will need to know your grades from the first two quarters to do this. If you do not know your grades – JP sit down – I’ll be at my computer and will call you up one at a time to give them to you. JP: I don’t want to do this. This is stupid. JP walks over to AH. JS: JP sit down and don’t get up. JP sits down and immediately gets up. Looking directly at Mrs. S. JS: JP stay after class to sign your detention slip for being out of your assigned seat. JS sits at her desk and calls out students names one at a time. Students who don’t know their grades approach the desk. JG: JP you touch me one more time and I’ll deck you. JS: JP quit touching JG. That’s strike two. Get to work. JG are you ok? JG: Yes, but if he touches me again I will deck him. JS: JP, did you hear her? She does not want you to touch her. JP: I don’t know why I can’t touch her. JS: JP. We’ve already talked about this before. You have no right to touch ANYONE’S body unless they give you permission to. If you do touch her again it will be sexual harassment. JP: This sucks. JS: JP! JP: Alright. Students continue to be called to Mrs. S’s desk one at a time. JP approaches the desk. JP announces to the class: OH! KK got an 47 first quarter and a 59 last quarter. JS tries to cover the computer screen. JS: JP sit down! That is your third strike. Sorry, KK. KK: Oh, everyone knew anyway. I’ve never been good at English. JS: Still, JP had no right to look at your grades or to announce them. JP wanders the room. JS: JP sit down now! JP: I will in a minute. JS: JP you’re out. Get to Mr. L’s office NOW! JP: NO. JS: What? JP stands staring at Mrs. S. JS: You’re not going? JP: I’m sitting down now. JP continues to stand even after he has said this. JS: JP, I told you to sit down fifteen minutes ago and five times since. You don’t want to go to Mr. L? Fine, I’ll get him to come to you. Mrs. S leaves the room and slams the door behind her. JP had been following her to the door. When the door slammed the glass window fell out and busted everywhere. JP immediately sat down. The class bursts out laughing. Mrs. M from next door enters the room. Glass is everywhere. Everyone goes silent. Mrs. M: Where is Mrs. S? Students: She went to Mr. L. Mrs. CM and Mrs. P enter the room. Mrs. M picks up the glass pane and places it in the trash can. Mrs. M then leaves the room. The class stays quiet while Mrs. CM and Mrs. P remain. Meanwhile, Mrs. S has no idea the glass broke out of the door. She did cringe when the door slammed, she had forgotten about the windows causing the draft and slamming the door. Mr. L is on his way with Mrs. S to remove JP from class when Mrs. M comes running toward them. Mrs. M: Are you ok? JS: Oh, I’m fine. JP just refused to go to Mr. L’s and I am so mad. Mrs. M: YOU BROKE THE WINDOW OUT OF YOUR DOOR! JS: What?!! Mr. L laughs. Mrs. M: When you slammed your door the window fell out and busted everywhere. Didn’t you hear it? JS: Oh my gosh! I knew the door slammed – I forgot about the window being open, but I didn’t know the glass broke. The trio enter the room. Mrs. CM and Mrs. P: Are you alright? JS: I’m fine but so embarrassed. It was an accident, I didn’t know it broke! Mr. L: JP get your things and come with me. All exit room. The students burst out laughing: Wow! You must have really been mad! Mrs. M just picked the window up and put it in the trash. I can’t believe she didn’t cut herself! Gee you went all hulk on us! This was the best! JP sat down. He knew he was dead! Ding! The students milled out the door. CW: I know you didn’t mean to break it. R: Yeah, you forgot about T opening the window. AH: We knew it was going to fall out sometime that door slams all the time. HR: Yeah, but it was great that it happened in JP’s face! JS appears to be in shock and is red-faced. |